{"product_id":"funny-birthday-card-dry-robe-birthday-71743","title":"Funny birthday card, Dry robe Birthday Card, Funny Card Friend, Birthday Cards for Him, for Her, Birthday Card Bestie, Wild swimmers","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake their birthday extra special (and extra hilarious) with this Funny Dry robe Wanker Birthday Card! Perfect for that friend who insists on wearing their Dry robe everywhere—whether they’re fresh out of the sea, walking the dog, or just popping to the shops looking like they’re on an Arctic expedition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky and lighthearted card is guaranteed to get a laugh, especially from those who know (or are) a dedicated Dryrobe enthusiast. Ideal for surfers, swimmers, dog walkers, or anyone who treats their Dry robe like a second skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧥 Card details:\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank inside for your own message (or passive-aggressive weather-related jokes)\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-quality cardstock with a matte finish\u003cbr\u003e\nIncludes a matching envelope for a sleek look\u003cbr\u003e\nThe perfect card for:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Open-water swimmers who won’t stop talking about it\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ That friend who wears their Dry robe everywhere\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake their birthday warm, cozy, and full of laughter—just like their Dryrobe-covered life! 🎉✨ Why you will Love This Card:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Premium Quality – Printed on 350gsm luxury cardstock (14.8cm x 14.8cm).\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Personalised Option – Choose to have a message printed inside.\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Eco-Friendly – Made with FSC-certified \u0026amp; recycled materials.\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Blank Inside as standard – Perfect for your own heartfelt message.\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Complete Set – Includes a stylish Kraft envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Secure Packaging – Shipped in a rigid ‘Do Not Bend’ envelope for protection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Fast \u0026amp; Reliable Delivery:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dispatched next working day via Royal Mail for quick delivery (by request).✨ Why you will Love This Card:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Premium Quality – Printed on 350gsm luxury cardstock (14.8cm x 14.8cm).\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Personalised Option – Choose to have a message printed inside.\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Eco-Friendly – Made with FSC-certified \u0026amp; recycled materials.\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Blank Inside as standard – Perfect for your own heartfelt message.\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Complete Set – Includes a stylish Kraft envelope.\u003cbr\u003e\n✔ Secure Packaging – Shipped in a rigid ‘Do Not Bend’ envelope for protection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Fast \u0026amp; Reliable Delivery:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dispatched next working day via Royal Mail for quick delivery (by request).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Artsy Gift co","offers":[{"title":"With msg inside","offer_id":44702928044218,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Without msg inside","offer_id":44702928076986,"sku":"","price":2.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0529\/3919\/4554\/files\/il_fullxfull.6746656867_ggfa.jpg?v=1780442196","url":"https:\/\/www.artsygift.co\/products\/funny-birthday-card-dry-robe-birthday-71743","provider":"Artsy Gift co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}